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If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time
of it.
                -- Oscar Wilde

"If we relied conclusively on scientific data for every one of our
findings, I'm afraid all of our work would be inconclusive."
                -- Henry Hudson, of the Meese Pornography Commission, on
                   criticism of its conclusion that pornography causes sex
                   crimes.

If we see the light at the end of the tunnel
It's the light of an oncoming train.
                -- Robert Lowell

If we spoke a different language, we
would perceive a somewhat different world.
                -- Wittgenstein

If we suffer tamely a lawless attack upon our liberty,
we encourage it, and involve others in our doom.
                -- Samuel Adams

If we were meant to get up early, God would have created us
with alarm clocks.

If we won't stand together, we don't stand a chance.

If what they've been doing hasn't solved the problem, tell them to
do something else.
                -- Gerald Weinberg, "The Secrets of Consulting"

If while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified personnel
in a particular field, then by the time you graduate with the necessary
qualifications, that field's employment market is glutted.
                -- Marguerite Emmons

If wishes were horses, then beggars would be thieves.